What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What animal has more lives than a cat?