Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How did the toad die?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?