What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"