Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do fairies always drink?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?