Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?