What's the politest month?
May.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which former US President was always cold?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
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