Why did the turkey cross the road?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a silly hill?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?