Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What says: oom oom oom?