Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why are baseball games at night?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do fall and winter say hello?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?