What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?