What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?