What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?