What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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