What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the calf play in the school band?
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