Which insect makes the best father?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why is winter considered holy?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

How can you farm during the winter?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?