What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the confused bee say?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What was the detective duck trying to do?