What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What is the strongest animal?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?