Why was the pirate late for work?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Which president loved to take baths?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?