What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why is furniture so generous?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why are cars magic?