What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What country has the most fish?