Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?