What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?