What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?