Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which president loved to take baths?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did summer say to spring?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?