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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?