What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
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