What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
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