What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.