What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is the color of the wind?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the snake coughing so much?