What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?