What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?