What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?