What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
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