What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?