Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?