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Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do amoebas make calls?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?