What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How do you organize a space party?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What is sand's favorite movie?