Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?