Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?