What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are winter days great?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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