What farm animal is best at karate?

What do cows like to dance to?

We had a discussion about roses.

What color are all the books in the library?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

That bird won't stop squawking.