What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What fish only swims at night?