Which fish go to heaven when they die?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?