Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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