Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
Why was the broom late for school?
Can February March?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
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