Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does dinner smell?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
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