Why don't ostriches fly ?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How do you make antifreeze?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?