What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?