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What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the spider so smart?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?