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Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?