Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?