Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the frog starve?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?