How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How is cat food sold?
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