Why are bakers so good at math?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What nationality are most fish?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?