Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do math teachers love March?

What siblings are always sad?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are puppies so flexible?