What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What sweet treat never panics?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?