Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?