It's allergy season again?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?