What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What bird is always sad?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Which former US President was always cold?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?