How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What bird is losing its hair?