Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What fairy loves to count?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?