When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?