What sport can waiters play really well?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why don't ants get sick?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?