What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

If you need help building an ark..

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a vacation at home?