Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?