What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which cats love to be petted?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?