What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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