What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
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