What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What animal has the most fun?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?