Why did the banana go to the doctor?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.