What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What animals love to close envelopes?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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