What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
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