Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the dog overweight?
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