Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
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What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What bird is always sad?
When do cows get tired?
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