Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
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