Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why is the beach so confident?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
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