What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What does the sun drink out of?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?