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What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

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What's the politest month?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

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What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

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Why are cowboys always religious?