Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

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What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How does dinner smell?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?