How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What type of car do planets buy?
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What do you call a cow that can't moo?
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