What do you call a crate of ducks?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Do dads always snore?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?