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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What type of car do planets buy?