Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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