Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What's the scariest letter?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?