Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What makes music in your hair?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
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