Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a king's favorite weather?
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