What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What nationality are most fish?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?