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Why was the broom late for school?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?