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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do bees gossip?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?