Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?