Why did the whale cross the road?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What fish only swims at night?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?