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A has-bean.
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What animal floats best?
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did spring break up with winter?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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