What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How does a taco bless the table?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?