What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What tree has the most bark?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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