How do eggs end a TV show?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Can February March?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do trees keep as a pet?