Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do elves learn in school?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What birds make average students?