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A has-bean.
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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
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