Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What school subject really rocks?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What animal has the worst mood swings?