← Back to Food & Drinks
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

More Food & Drinks Jokes

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Trending Jokes

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Animals

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

You Might Also Like

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Discover More Jokes

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Family

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Puns

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Family

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Animals

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!