What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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