What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What animal floats best?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?