What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How can you make 7 even?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?