Where do cats go on vacation?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What birds always travel in twos?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?