Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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