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Because they can't break the ice.
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the painter say to the wall?
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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
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