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Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What game do bats excel at?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
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