Two silkworms got in a fight.

What does an evil hen lay?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do airplanes go shopping?