Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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