Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the fish so smart?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you organize a space party?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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