What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?