Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What are you studying in math?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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