What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?