What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is the color of the wind?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?