What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?