Why was the dog overweight?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It's allergy season again?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How do cats make a birthday cake?