What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why is summer always sad?