What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How long will dinner be?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?