What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the stair machines call each other?