Which dog belongs in a band?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?