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Why are grandkids so great?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

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How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the cow cross the road?

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How is life like toilet paper?

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Which flower is easily embarrassed?

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