My dad told me a joke about boxing.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the frog starve?

What musical instrument is the best typist?