Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?