What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
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