What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a cat's favorite color?
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