Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What fish loves to play in a band?