What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
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