Which computer won the talent show?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why are trees always so positive?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?