To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What are you studying in math?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What animal styles their hair every day?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?