To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?