Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?