What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?