Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Which president loved to take baths?