Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do Scottish toads play?

How do fleas travel?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What siblings are always sad?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Did you know that felines don't bite?