Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do elves learn in school?