What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?