What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
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