What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a greedy elf?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?