What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the foal cough?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Do dads always snore?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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