What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
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