What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What animal has the most fun?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do chickens leave the highway?
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