Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What animal floats best?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?