Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?