Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

How did the toad die?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?