Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?