Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?