What condiment has wings?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What does a lion call an antelope?