What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a Zen egg?