What washes up on miniature beaches?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why don't ants get sick?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?