What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do jokesters study in college?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?