Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?