Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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