Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
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Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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