Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

We had a discussion about roses.

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?